Seductive and magnetic dark attractions...

Big Son's favorite deoderant is something called 'Lynx Chocolate'. I was shopping for Xmas presents and saw an entire set of matching products - a bodywash and cologne. So like a nice mother, I bought him the gift pack. Today I was having a shower when the label of the the Lynx bodywash caught my eye...

Provoke irresistible attraction...a seductive and magnetic scent...dark temptations. Indulge your fantasies!

Excuse me?! It sounds like Satan's Seductive Angels have taken over my bathroom. Hell no. Big Son is sixteen. Aint no way in heck I want him provoking irresistible magnetic responses from anybody. I'm confiscating the Dark Temptations and replacing it with another childhood favorite of his.

Let's all sing together now...I love you. You love me. We're a happy family, with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you! Won't you say you love me too!