Once upon a time, in a coconut tree island far away, a handsome prince fell in love with a super hot, super intelligent girl. Before they got married the Prince's mother gave the super hot, super intelligent girl TWO pieces of marriage advice.
1. If you want to make your husband happy, then you should rent some porn. If you watch those, you can get ideas of ways to be good at making him happy.
2. The best time to ask your husband for something - is right after you have sex. When he's happy and relaxed then you can ask him for whatever you want and he will for sure say yes.
And if you listen to these things, you will live happily ever after.
The End.
What kind of 'interesting' advice did YOU get before getting hitched/before shacking up with your beloved? What advice have you been offered to 'help' you with your relationship? Bet you cant top mine!